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Does Size Matter
Just in
case the ads in the backs of comic books, on web sites and on late night
television haven’t made it clear to you, the size of your
penis is big business for a lot of folks. Penis enlargers,
penis enlarging crème, penis extenders, penis pumps
and penis pills – they’re all designed to play on the male
insecurity about the relative size of his precious packet.
Of course, the ones whose opinions about size really matter are the
ladies, right? I mean – who else are we buffing it up for? Like most
guys, I’ve often wondered what women REALLY say about does size
matter when there are no male egos around to protect. We all know
that they talk about it, after all. But what do they say when they’re
sure we aren’t listening?
Recently, I had a chance to find out when my girlfriend settled in for a
cozy online chat with three of her college roommates. I coaxed her with
the promise of hot chocolate and an evening of pampering to steer the
conversation toward penis size and share their comments with me.
Here’s the lowdown on what three real women really think about penis
size.
Dixie, 32, a high school teacher says:
“Well, honestly, for me, it all depends on my mood, so I might not be
the best person to ask. If I am in a sensual mood, penis size
doesn't matter, cause whether it's big or not, if he don't know how to
use it, I'm not going to enjoy it. But when I just want to be thrown
against the wall and taken, bigger is definitely better.”
Added Lisa, 33, an organizer and professional dominatrix,
“Well. In *all* honesty I'm the gal that would rather it be thick than
long. If it reaches two-three inches in and rubs against the right
spots--I'm happy. You rarely ever get it to be just the right length and
just the right width, and I'd rather not have a mile long pencil in me,
but a nice short 'log'.”
Shana, 30, a managerial consultant took her time before putting in her
two cents.
“It's kind of like Goldilocks and the Three Bears, too small and it just
doesn't really do much, too big and it hurts, but just right is totally
variable depending on skill and circumstance. A guy who knows how to use
it, and hands, and mouth regardless of size goes along way to making
everything just right.”
And my girlfriend? Well, she really doesn’t count, since she DID know
that I was reading over her shoulder, but her input was,
“Of course size matters, I’d be lying if I said it doesn’t – but
I’m not all bigger is better. It depends on exactly WHAT I want to do
with it. Like, a jawbreaker is just painful, you know? But huge might be
JUST what I want when it’s time to get serious. On the other hand, one
of the best lovers I ever had was about the size of my pinky –
but he really made up for it in other ways. After all, if I want
something gi-normous, I can always keep that in the bedside drawer.”
So apparently, guys, the bottom line is penis size definitely
does matter to most women, but exactly WHAT size is a matter of
preference. Some like them big, some like the thick, and some like them
just right. And if you’re not just right, there are always the penis
enlargement exercises, and other natural penis enlargement
methods.
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