Penis Facts

Ah the penis. It can give you so much pleasure and at the same time, be the source of your embarrassment.

Here are some fascinating facts about the penis, which you may marvel at in sheer amazement.

Please note that all these facts are based on clinical and medical findings. On to the facts.

• Measurement of semen per ejaculation – one to two teaspoonfuls and the seven is the number of calories found per teaspoonful of semen.
• The speed at which a man ejaculates, 28 miles an hour, is faster than the speed of a bus in 1st gear, which has been clocked at 25 miles an hour.
• Moreover, he can easily impregnate his partner, because his sperm only has to travel the three to four inches worth of distance at 2.5 seconds to fertilize her egg.
• The average number of times a man is expected to ejaculate in his life time is placed at 7, 200 and of this, he will be ejaculating by masturbation. The amount of liquid from all these exertions? 14 gallons.
• Women say that in it is not so much, how big the penis is, but how much it wiggles, still statistics show that the average length of a flaccid penis is 3.5 inches.
• Most men sport a length of 5.1 inches of penis when erect.
• The Kinsey Institute, records the largest natural erect penis is placed at 13 inches, while the smallest on record, measures 1 ¾ inches.
• How long does it take the man to recover and have another erection? As short as two minutes to as long as two weeks.
• Although men have an average of eleven erections in a day, alas – nine of these erections take place during the night, while he is sleeping.
• There’s no accounting for taste it seems when it comes to odors that can arouse the male – licorice, chocolate, lavender, pumpkin pie, and doughnuts.
• Two penises? Yes, in 1609, Doctor Wecker found a dead man in the city of Bologna, with two penises.
• The latest case of a man with two penises is found in Berlin. The man is named Michael Gruber, 40, who had lost his natural penis in a motorbike accident. His doctors built a second one, made out of bone, extended skin, and other tissues. Despite having a son from this second penis, he was not satisfied and asked his doctors to build him a better one. The doctors told him that they would leave the second penis in, until the third penis is functioning. Well now that it is, unfortunately, his wife did not find this logic amusing and has since left him.
   

Lastly, here are some sex related laws, which will make you think and scratch your head.

• If you live in Alexandria, Minnesota, you cannot make love to your wife, if your breath smells of onions, sardines, or garlic
• Do not travel to Nevada without condoms, for it is illegal to have sex without one.
• Do not have your honeymoon in any hotel in Sioux Falls, South Dakota. For the law requires these hotels to put twin beds in each room. Aside from this, the law requires there be a minimum of only two feet between the beds. If you are thinking of sleeping on the floor, think again. The law makes it clear that it is illegal to make love on the floor between these beds.
• However, things are not so bad if you live in Guam. You could be one of those men whose sole job is to deflower virgins, who will pay them for this right. You see under Guam law, virgins are forbidden to marry.